What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What was your first gay male experience?

Me : I don't drink

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

The Louvre, the world’s most-visited museum, shuts down to sound the alarm on mass tourism - PBS

Me : No

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

Me : Sure.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?

Me : Thank you.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : I'm 24.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Tea ?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.